Uncle Ken says:
WADADAY!
No flood, no blizzard, no hurricane. Here is a fine place to be.
Obnoxious kids? Patience. You were one of those.
Politicians? Don’t fume. Replacements will be human too.
Old people? Listen and learn. You’ll probably get your turn.
Buffalo Press? Relax. You are happy customer astronomical plus one.
WADADAY!