Curing Annoyances Painlessly

Uncle Ken says:

Health bulletin – if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms give us a call.

Chronic impatience – always in a hurry, if I need it tomorrow I’ll order it tomorrow, excuses are unacceptable.
We mostly just get it done.

Infectious expectations – needing jobs done as ordered, nothing more, nothing less.
Our sentiments exactly.

Terminal niceness – giving the same printer multiple chances to fix the same mistake.
We are not perfect but try to learn each lesson once.

Our goal is to cure annoyances painlessly.