Get Satisfaction, Not Sympathy

business-card-943998_640Uncle Ken says:

Need plumbing help, dental work, car repairs? What you’ll get from us is sympathy.

Need business cards, envelopes, flyers, forms, letterheads, booklets, post cards, receipts, checks, tickets, invitations, invoices, mailings, certificates, instruction books, contracts, scratch pads, signs, labels, color copies, menus, calendars, price lists or almost any other printing you need done well and on time? You’ll get satisfaction at a reasonable price.

We’ll throw in sympathy free of charge. We have an unlimited supply.