Uncle Ken says: Uncle Ken says: ZERO is your: * chances of winning the lottery twice * never having car problems * never fighting with your kids * never saying…

Uncle Ken says: No excuses. When you count on us to get it right, we guarantee it. If we do make a mistake you won't hear excuses, just apology and…

Uncle Ken says: Need plumbing help, dental work, car repairs? What you'll get from us is sympathy. Need business cards, envelopes, flyers, forms, letterheads, booklets, post cards, receipts, checks, tickets,…

Uncle Ken says: The good old days are a combination of poor memory and good imagination. Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work. Realizing how much you don't know means you're starting to wise up. Golfer to his 98 year old caddie: "Did you see where my ball went?" Caddie: "I sure did." Golfer: "Where?" Caddie: "I can't remember." In 2016 act in ways to be proud of in 2017.