Uncle Ken says: Some wisdom never goes out of date. Think about it. There is always free cheese in a mousetrap. Humor is a shock absorber. Average but hard working…

Uncle Ken says: The human comedy. Sooner or later it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Optimists invented the airplane, pessimists the parachute. Do problem solvers…

Uncle Ken Says: Baseball playoffs start in a couple of weeks. Here is our pitch. We have fastball delivery with no extra innings. Our prices are a hit. Our bases…

Uncle Ken says: Uncle Ken says: ZERO is your: * chances of winning the lottery twice * never having car problems * never fighting with your kids * never saying…